A Disneyholic At Work

tinychatter:

instead of sending people to prison we should just make them eat the little stringy things off bananas

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mirly:

“video games make people violent”

THAT’S RIGHT. IM GONNA AX YOUR HEAD OFF AS SOon as im done watering my plants and talking to the townsfolk. 

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baebly:

if you make me laugh im already 89% in love with you 

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christianmingle:

one time i was in a pringles ad and all the kids from my school found it and people started making it their profile pictures and printing it out and calling me pringle boy

it was a rough month

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getting 0 notes on a post is like when you try to say something when you’re with a big group of people but they all ignore you and keep talking to each other and you just sort of stand there and you dont know what to do

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bootipop:

Weed? On MY blog???

Not on my watch, heathens

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mareeps:

okay does anyone else find it kind of strange that dove makes chocolate and body soap

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when people have self-harmed…

ier0h:

• dont yell at them
• dont say you’re disappointed in them
• dont say “cheer up” and expect anything out of that
• dont ignore them
• fucking talk to them and just be there for them
• listen to them
• but seriously dont yell at them 

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boy is your name homework cause im not doing you

and i should be

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