Sittin’ in class and seeing one of your friends walk by in the hall.
man how yall gonna contour a nail
so that’s why you liked this post..
i feel like this should be recorded in a history book
Beyoncé could give me a fucking 25 cent mood ring and i would pee myself i dont even know how nicki is dealing with this
guys someone did it
This is disgusting Ill take twelve boxes
Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!
oh my god i just discovered a site where you can by bulk candy by color/flavor
you can buy two pounds of exclusively pink starbursts
you can buy endless red skittles
i never thought i’d see heaven
Tumblr App in the iTunes College Survival Guide:
How did I survive college without Tumblr? Apple featured the Tumblr iOS app in its iTunes College Survival Guide.
Download the app or you’re dead meat, nerd. *chucks football*
Bottles of Gatorade Blue Bolt floating in a bath of Powerade Mountain Blast, 2013
I can’t tell if this is seriously art or if it’s just tongue in cheek sarcastic art or if it’s post-ironic ironic art, or ironic art, or literally just a joke and that is so not okay.
it’s my aesthetic.
❤ - tumblr user i would date
❣ - an unpopular opinion I have
★ - my personal blog url
❧ - other websites i’m on
✗ - skype
♣ - my nickname
¤ - my real name
♞ - my age
✾ - tv series i love
◎ - relationship status
◆ - my opinion of you
❂ - post a picture of myself
Semi Transparent Cat’s Eye (iris matches colour/background of your blog)
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