August 21, 2014   243,205 notes

mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

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August 21, 2014   17 notes

ahorsenamedbob:

Musical problems

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August 21, 2014   77,142 notes

whyamiamusicmajor:

ahappygirl:

One time when my music theory professor was a student in college, he had to accompany an extremely rude soprano for a recital. She treated him like dirt during rehearsals. Just before going on to perform, she made some really snide remark to him that ticked him off, so he transposed the piece up a half step. She cracked three times.

Always be nice to your accompanists, folks.

There is a special place in hell for people that are rude to their accompanists

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August 21, 2014   10,304 notes

itscolossal:

Color Coded Food and Flowers Photographed by Emily Blincoe

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August 21, 2014   2,272 notes

jokerisms:

when someone’s headcanons are so out of character they got you making this face at your screen

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August 21, 2014   5,942 notes

tkyle:

me accepting the ice bucket challenge

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you

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August 21, 2014   178,932 notes

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

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August 21, 2014   24 notes

thebroadwaygeek said: The amazing overture/opening number playlist

elphabaoftheopera:

  1. Overture to Seussical (this is my all time favorite overture)
  2. Overture to Shrek the Musical
  3. Overture to The Phantom of the Opera
  4. Overture to Gypsy
  5. Overture to The Little Mermaid

August 21, 2014   72,532 notes

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

this entire episode is a treasure.

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August 21, 2014   88,637 notes

ambidexterous:

overanalyticalqueer:

so hey fun fact for anyone who wants queer history trivia: the first disco in Seattle was opened in 1973 and was a gay bar called “shelly’s leg” and it was named after a dancer named shelly who lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident and used the insurance/lawsuit settlement money to open a gay disco.

a) This is such a fantastic story that I wouldn’t care if it were made up, except that

b) upon further research, it does appear to be true

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August 21, 2014   43,471 notes
dlubes:

iamcaswinchester:

dlubes:

caskles:

dlubes:

who knew a card in cards against humanity could remind me of high school

Did you mean supernatural

no i meant high school honestly why do you guys do this

I think you mean supernatural

i literally do not

dlubes:

iamcaswinchester:

dlubes:

caskles:

dlubes:

who knew a card in cards against humanity could remind me of high school

Did you mean supernatural

no i meant high school honestly why do you guys do this

I think you mean supernatural

i literally do not

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August 21, 2014   46,893 notes

squided:

"bisexuals are just being greedy"

This statement is correct.  I want all the donuts to myself.  No sharon you can’t have a donut.  Yes, I know there are 24 donuts.  Yes, I want them all for myself.  Fuck off sharon.

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August 21, 2014   230,935 notes

ANONYMOUSLY MAKE ME BLUSH

vertex-the-pony:

balladoftarby:

dnotive:

Go ahead. Do your worst.

this is either gonna be a terrible decision on my part or nothing’s gonna happen haha

I’ll only post the successful ones.

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August 21, 2014   58,331 notes

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August 21, 2014   1,025 notes
littleshrekthings:

This account is tweeting the whole shrek movie script so grab your friend’s phone and set them up for notifications

littleshrekthings:

This account is tweeting the whole shrek movie script so grab your friend’s phone and set them up for notifications

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